That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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