My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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