Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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