if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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