Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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