hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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