I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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