she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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