Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
should my penis look like a turkey
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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