Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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