Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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