Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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