using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
