she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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