You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
