Define "chronic" masturbator.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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