if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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