A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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