it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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