your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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