And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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