I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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