this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
