rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Fuck appropriateness.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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