i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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