your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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