he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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