Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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