Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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