I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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