so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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