are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Boobs are out for the taking
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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