no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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