summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I AM VODKA MAN
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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