didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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