is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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