Whod you bang
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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