She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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