Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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