question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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