my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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