oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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