whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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