Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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