Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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