ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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