STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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