So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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