glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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