Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Actions speak louder than pants.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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