HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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