that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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