I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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