So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
