That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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