another moral hangover. fuck.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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